LEPER KING

[Assisi]

Speak less and farm more !!!
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Councilor of the House Assisi in the house Nemesis

[BLACK_BEARD]

Polly here for PNN with the upto the minute news of the on going attacks by NEMISIS forces. The Leper King has requested support in stoping the hungry LOCUST horde (nemisis and tremor advisors) from taking young males for food and service. We ask for assistance in destroying this nonpartying evil race of gonadless creatures. Your gonads are in danger at the hands of this rocky mountain-oster eating creatures! Save your self, your gonads! Send aid to HOUSE MORCOOKIES. In the area of battle the Leperkings forces fight the good fight saving thousands of alein gonads from NEMISIS fast food outlets dollar menue, (piggys in the blanket sandwitch for only 99 stellar cents)!

[BLACK_BEARD]

BOOGGER and his side kiik, PATSY, walk the battle field on BLACK BEARDs warplanet. PATSY pushes a wooden cart with the dead loaded up on the cart. BOOGGER yells, "bring out your dead", then rings a gong... [bong], "bring out your dead", then rings a gong... [bong].

[BLACK_BEARD]

BOOGGER and his side kiik, PATSY, walk the street of the war torn capital pushing the wooden cart. "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD" [bong]... "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD" [bong]... yells out BOOGGER. PATSY stops and finds a X1 starpilot wounded in the street and throws up the starcaptain on to the cart. PATSY, this starcaptain is not dead yet states BOOGGER. The X1 starcaptain also states, its only a flesh wound. PATSY looks at BOOGGER and states.... But, master.... BOOGGER gives the nod to PATSY and PATSY clubs the LOCUS starcaptain. PATSY, now, now, just because these LOCUS creatures come and take our home worlds doesnt mean we should be like them.... But, master.... we have fought them for over 3 terain years over our space... Back to work, PATSY, you slave [patsy smiles] "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD" [bong] ..."BRING OUT YOUR DEAD" [bong] ...